Health

Those Stingy…

 In the process of getting his pilot’s license, my husband had to get an FAA physical. Turns out he has high blood pressure and they would fail him unless he brought it within normal range within 2 weeks. The first time they checked it he was 183/131 – I’m surprised his head didn’t pop off.
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Vampires

Porta-Medic left my home this morning with my bodily fluids. Apparently my loving husband took out a large life insurance policy on me. So large that they need to verify my health. I would be concerned except that I have never been that sort of person who really loves life.
Debbie Downer […]

Say No To Valentines Day

Actually, we are partially skipping it this year because Restaurant Week is the end of the month where a couple can go to 170 different eateries for just over $50 for 3 courses (singles $26). Doing the nice dinner on this particular holiday usually ends up freaking me out anyway because […]